I’m going shoe shopping. I need a wagon.

-Hilary Banks (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

-Bette Midler

It is the fragrant lack of practicality that makes high-heeled shoes so fascinating: in terms of static mechanics they induce a sort of insecurity which some find titillating.

-Stephen Bayley

“I’m having a wicked shoe craving.”

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes.

-Ashton Kutcher

Don’t study so much that you get brilliant, go mad, grow a big bald egghead and try to take over the world, okay? ‘Cause I want to go shoe shopping this weekend.

-Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master.

-Nicholson Baker