If I were a shoe
I would want to live in a luxurious lavender apartment, designed by someone who truly loves and cherishes shoes. And I can’t think of anyone I’d rather have design my regal residence than Sommer at ClosetFetish.com. Someday, I’m convinced, this woman will become the patron saint of shoes.
My birthday was this week, and I was fortunate to be gifted with a multitude of magnificent couture shoe boxes designed by Sommer. Talk about fabulous! My shoes must be the happiest shoes in town. I won’t extend that claim to all of Florida because Donald Trump’s wife lives one county north of me, and I understand she has hundreds of these boxes lining her shoe closet. But I will say that my shoes have never been more cosseted and cared for than they are in these beauteous boxes.
Beneath each luscious lavender lid, a deep purple chamber envelops my beloved shoes between wearings. When I take them out for a day of play or a night on the town, they embrace their adventures with confidence, knowing that they will soon return home to their lovely abode. And they aren’t the only ones crazy about their new digs. I’m thrilled. Since the boxes include a built-in 4×6 photo frame, a quick glance is all it takes to find exactly what I’m looking for. Getting dressed has never been so easy, or such fun.
Here’s how to spot a Shoe Diva, according to Sommer:
She knows…
1. Less is well, just less!
2. Minimalist is another word for too cheap to buy more stuff
3. Coach is a handbag not a way to travel
4. 250 pairs of shoes is a good start..
5. Your thread count is always higher than your IQ
6. Real shoe diva’s are allergic to stores ending in MART
7. Boring and conventional is for nuns and matrons, for us its fabulous all the way!
8. Sensible means boring
9. Retail therapy is more fun than spending it on a shrink, darling
10. Great shoes maketh the Diva!
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