For women, shoes are the most important. Good shoes take you good places.

-Actress Min Seo Hyun

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”

-Steven Wright

I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, “Where’d she go?” and I have to say, “I’m down here.”

-Marian Keyes

What do women want? Shoes.

-Mimi Pond

Are 32 pairs of black Louboutin shoes idiocy? I don’t know.

-Actress Lucy Liu (who owns 32 pairs of black Louboutins), when asked when “eccentric glamour” becomes idiocy

It’s time to go on a diet if Ralph Nader insists you rotate your shoes every 4,000 miles.

-Comedienne Totie Fields

Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal.

-Parade magazine columnist Marilyn vos Savant